October 2009
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September 2009
9 posts
I overheard this today.
“I want companionship and all he wants to do is fuck me!” -some random girl
I had a good laugh out of that one.
BABY FEVER.
Ha ha just kidding. I just held my neighbors baby, she was precious. 2 months old sleeps through the night.
Oh and random. My mom told my dad today that she’s going to get him slippers for Christmas. It’s SEPTEMBER.
those law-making assholes
so clove cigarettes have been made illegal. No I am not an everyday smoker, but I’ve been known from time to time to smoke a clove or two.
I’m going home this weekend just to having a smoking party with my sisters.
****okay so maybe this blog is turning into me complaining all the time…I’ll work on that.
Memoirs of a fat girl that used to be skinny.
I have many skinny girlfriends, in fact, I used to be on the skinner side with them.
I was working out at the gym today and saw some skinny blonde chick going nuts on the eliptical.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why skinny girls work out, it’s not even that much fun.
Just remember all you skinny girls when you are on the eliptical machine next to a girl with curves, we have...
straightening irons and aveda shampoo
as much as I like my new hair cut, my hair does what it wants regardless of whatever I do to it. so irritating.
So today I was driving to San Chez to meet Skylar for dinner. I drove from Jenison to Grand Rapids via Lake Michigan Drive. Literally as I turned onto the road I heard a crotch rocket’s high pitched sound. I ignored it until I saw him weaving in and out of traffic, accelerating really fast and getting close to car bumpers and popped a wheelie. What an ASSHOLE. I managed to stay behind him,...
This blog is to encourage “my inner Holly” to be creative again.