hones to the T: thoughts without a filter
2 years ago
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So today I was driving to San Chez to meet Skylar for dinner. I drove from Jenison to Grand Rapids via Lake Michigan Drive. Literally as I turned onto the road I heard a crotch rocket’s high pitched sound. I ignored it until I saw him weaving in and out of traffic, accelerating really fast and getting close to car bumpers and popped a wheelie. What an ASSHOLE. I managed to stay behind him, but he continued this shitty driving behavior from Jenison all the way into GR by Fulton. He was graciously flipped off by a guy out the window of his car, which I thought was pretty nice considering I would have just wanted to plow his ass over with my car. Anyway, I called the cops on his ass. This isn’t something I do enless it is a drunk driver. Well anyway, I’m not sure if he got pulled over, but if you have any friends that complain about getting pulled over on a crotch rocket and has a white helmet, tell him it was a gift from ME to him for being such a punk ass.

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